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Your sickie fooled no-one. Please can you return the items you took with you from the aircraft...

Simply do what I do.....Add the names of a trusted BNP list to various scams and postal spam lists... Hell, why not try adding them to postal list for various types of homosexual newsletters and br... (40 words)

Griffin is 'disappointed' about BNP members getting threatening phone calls and Gaunty is also 'disappointed' about being sacked. Well here's a picture of a sexy Nazi to cheer you up, eh ... (58 words)

John Sargeant has just "resigned" from Strictly. My arse This will be the new BBC scandal once the journalists dig a bit. Doubt John will tow the party line either...

The Levellers have sent PB HQ an enormous firework, what should we do with it Winner gets to light the fuse.

just come back from the opening of the somerset house ice rink where emma watson magnificently turned on the tiffany's lights . Nothing was quite as entertaining, however, than tania bryer going... (54 words)

Didn't they realise he meant it as a compliment

He wrote Endless Sleep, which is quite appropriate really.

she's come a long way from feminism - www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/17/michelleobama-fashion

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Tarantino's 'Inglorious Bastards'. This is almost as surprising as his giving permission for "Ecstasy of Gold" to be used in 'Jackass Number Two'.

Carked at 92 was playing a laddish bus driver of 35 when he was in fact 50. another piece of childhood quietly slips away

but which management company/agent is leona lewis with please

...what they said in the mailout about Les Ferdinand. My mate used to play for QPR schoolboys, and would do odd-jobs around the club on matchdays... he saw Les naked a lot in the changing rooms ...... (52 words)

a bit of light relief. which I'm A Celebrity contender was spotted in the Sun's newsroom, photocopying her arse and flogging the pictures for a quid-a-go. GYAC: Not Rantzen

"the mother of Baby P and her boyfriend cannot be named for legal reasons" means... It means the mother of Baby P cannot be named. For legal reasons. Or her boyfriend. This may well change ... (66 words)

is reported on the BBC that they cannot name the parents for legal reasons. When their own archive piece back when it happened happily does. Doh.

Hope he makes the grinning scientologist bellend eat a live squid. Or decides it's a shit idea after all.

"This year's New Year's Eve The O2 invites you to the ultimate party with the legend that is Elton John... It s a visual masterpiece that expresses the very best times, and very worst times in Elto... (90 words)

Shall we have a "Happy Birthday, Paul Dacre" thread