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www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1307144/Konnie-Charlies-secret-Vegas-wedding.html... (33 words)

Meanwhile, urgh, can I be the first to say Florence and the machine

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7968111/Crispin-Blunt-leaves-wife-as-he-comes-to-terms-with-being-gay.html No, not that one...

Jonathan Groff off tv's Glee and currently onstage with much less attractive bummer Simon Russell Beale. Looking very handsome in Covent Garden. IDNSH jazz hands.

I once brought the carnival to a halt after hitting a bridge with the float I was driving. In my defense I was very, very stoned.

Beanie Sigel, proud felon, failed-at-audition-stage actor, regular bankrupt, and snarling author of an effort to prove he's still "controversial" enough to shift product, wants to know. Rule of thu... (55 words)

He was heard muttering 'this is all shit'. Good on you, Nick.

a fucking Groove Armada viral. Eesh. Did I miss spy tits the first time around ... (47 words)

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Johnny Vaughan brought a dog into Capital Radio one Christmas Day. Which then did a massive diarrohea shit on the floor. So did Johnny leave it for the Latvian cleaners No, he got down on his hand... (49 words)

Done by the same people who brought you Green Day on the banjo. Once was funny, twice carries the odor of a long-running series. Man in the Mirror and Black or White continue to vie for worst Jacks... (50 words)

Female tennis players hitting the ball in slow motion. Wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn'... (43 words)

Ftw

From the tech team that bring you Popbitch. Looking for a full time javascript/AJAX/AS2/3 programming ninja, w london based - not working for popbitch initially , salary circa GBP40k. Working seco... (72 words)

...Perfectly good food is thrown away and top chefs have to struggle to make a menu out of perfectly good food Where's the struggle there If they were to make a menu out of the losing junk from R... (52 words)

Woodstock festival launcher Artie Kornfeld, with his usual impeccable timing, has become the 339th insolvent boomer to offer his self-published, natch memoir of the event. 196 pages of "we were c... (81 words)

Not that it was much good. However, Microsoft paid 2 million to license The Rolling Stones' "Start Me Up" for their ads and another 35,000 went to Brian Eno for a welcome sound.