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Their new retrospective marketing gem Enola Gay, Souvenir and eight tracks no-one can really remember will include, in the US at least, a new collaboration with Aretha Franklin. The song's ok but... (102 words)

Jon Venables's favourite magazine is Nuts; his favourite snack is Pot Noodles.

At one point he made a half arsed attempt to look at some books but it was pretty obvious he only did that because there was a fit bird with huge tits looking at them at the same time. Of c... (73 words)

It's called Vinyl and it stars Keith Allen. Oh dear god.

Friend of mine spotted Jack Tweed and Calum Best waltz into the V Festival Arena yesterday brandishing a crate full of booze. The lads' tipple of choice Orange Bacardi Breezers.

Universal is going to spend a large proportion of its dwindling 2010/11 new-artist marketing pile pushing Chinese-American singer Baiyu into the public consciousness. The plan is to do just enough ... (92 words)

But I do wish Glen Johnson the best of luck in keeping it all quiet.

Mickeeta Oliver in the Dragon Bar last night. She looked like a bag of rubbish which had been left out two days early and ravaged by urban foxes. Tis all.

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Well it has been quite some time since i have worked on my own website, and so much has happened over the last few years that i don t quite know where to start, so i wont. If i had to describe my ... (185 words)

His neighbour whose name is , to prove veracity in quiet Jordans, Bucks has turned into a massive coke and hookers fiend. He lapses every time his wife is away for the night. Three ... (151 words)

pioneer of the Goa rave scene for travellers back in the 60's. I know, as I met him as he stripped down to his tight whiteys on a Thai beach. The cousin, not Keith.

Amateur: Two Chicago brothers very little obvious musical talent and no takers from any label even after they legally changed their surnames to Superstar have recruited former members of Kiss, He... (204 words)

friend of mine use to teach english in mexico, where one of the pupil's mum was friends with salma hayek's mum. apparently, she told him that ma hayek had over 5,000 pet frogs in her house, and kep... (49 words)

If you slow Justin Bieber down by 800 , you end up with Sigur Ros.

...will reunite at the why-won't-this-bad-idea-die Rewind Fest this weekend. Worse, they've finished recording an album, aimed at a pre-Xmas release. Dim and distant memories of these twats suggest... (118 words)

Did so much cat they spent 4 hours on their knees giving their boyfriend a blow job, crushed a nerve in their leg and couldn't walk for a week