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stop Don Johnson from feeling the need to act again; tinyurl.com/37eaj34

Walking down a corridor in TVC the other day, I heard the familiar tedious, wrist-slashingly boring drone of a recent Glastonbury attendee walking behind me. It was the type who seldom men... (157 words)

Then it was Max Gogarty and his quacking and burbling about finding himself. Now it's the turn of this Cock Caravan to increase your rage. ... (87 words)

Spotted this gem of a typo on the Grauniad front page late last night. Of all the things to screw up, a homepage story featuring a the Queen, and b British victims of 9/11, seems one of the worst... (93 words)

at the Nina Conti Edinburgh warm up last night, staring at some girl's arse as she bent over a table. Unfortunately, the hopelessly unfunny cunt did a bit of a turn. Basically, something happene... (47 words)

Tony Parsons froths at the gash for Prince's new album. Shurely not the same Prince album that will be stuffed inside this Sunday's Mirror Are you saying we shou... (106 words)

...one of the most influential hip-hop albums of all time got its first spins on a low-wattage FM station in Syosset, NY. The preview was payback for a local DJ who had supported the artists since ... (155 words)

Back in the 60s Tom had a static caravan at the back of the TV studios for relaxing between songs. It was said that it needed to have several tyre changes cos he wore them out....

News: "Two teenage girls carried out a prolonged "degrading" assault on a vulnerable young man, Arbroath ... (225 words)

There's some kind of internet flap about this twaddle: http://bit.ly/a59ZpS but it seems like there's no fight left in cyberspace to make it into a witch burning spectacle.

so what did you have for your dinner/tea/supper - I'm making/cajoling a teenager to make Cornish pasties for me. please delete according to whether you're normal, Northern or ... (41 words)

or toe-curling meeja twattishness you've seen/read lately

of columnist wank-ness, from the Evening Standard no less: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/lifestyle/article-23853152-gay-party-animal-richard-dennen-is-making-up-for-lost-time.do T... (174 words)

Today marks the fifth or is it sixth time that an album from Wu-Tang Clan's West Coast Killa Beez has been scrapped due to label bankruptcy, litigation or force majeure. The two surviving Beez ... (95 words)

Al Murray in the reserved seating at the front of the circle. Apparently he is a drummer in a covers band

"I should warn you of the likelihood of the odd class A too. No Back To Brown or Crack, of course. But a bit of Prince Charles from time to time." MAKE IT STOP

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Andrew Teacher is the new head of communications at BAA - can one of you stoat/honk remind me of exactly how horrific he is

Beach Boy co-founder Al Jardine whose musical contributions were roughly equal to his current name recognition has just released a 30-year-in-the-making "eco-album." In the song cycle, man's poll... (145 words)

Good news for middle aged rock fans...