Popbitch

Some had price tags on them in the high GBP50s, fuck knows what they were though.

and her new third husband. So this is what envy feels like.

Rod Stewart's 7th child is on its way.

"Due to ill health Mitch Winehouse will be unable to perform at The Living Room Edinburgh tonight. We do apologise for the inconvenience this may have caused and for the short notice".

into the house for six hours on a Friday night to get a few screams out the housemates. Its a guy called Richard who is getting GBP1800 for doing it.

my kids claim to have seen andrew lloyd webber drive by in a great big 4x4 yesterday. they waved at him and he waved back. unfortunately he was not distracted enough to plough into any oncoming tr... (40 words)

Anointer of many a young pop-twink's tonsils, Paul Gambaccini heading towards the South Bank wearing a beige suit. He seemed to have a much younger bloke books: turn up wearing a cuntish yacht cl... (63 words)

Warner Bros just put out its quarterly results - the first to reflect the mass layoffs and release cutbacks the firm imposed after losing its hope that things might turn around last year. Q2 saw th... (124 words)

recognition and prizes have followed the band wherever they go, including the Outstanding Contribution to the British Music Industry at 1991 s BRIT AWARDS, OBEs and countless Gold and Platinum disc... (102 words)

Just Jack is buying Jon the violin player from the Levellers' house in Brighton.

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Spotted mrs obama and what seemed to be 105 secuity cars opp the pizza place I was in tonight, in very ,very fast cars. She was on her way back from Granada

'riverpoo' surely... In other news...the travails of the superstar DJ. Deadmau5 collapses on stage and, er, no-one notices...exhaustion obnv. ... (90 words)

The Wanted are manager Ashley Tabor's 3rd boyband after Northern Line and Avenue and are sitting pretty at number one this week. The distinct advantage they have over his previous acts is that A... (93 words)

Whose handwriting is this